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Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by danyip, May 2, 2015.

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  1. danyip

    danyip Active Member

    This has probs been made but oh well post your best jokes here!
     
    danyip, May 2, 2015
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  2. RMANG0

    RMANG0 Well-Known Member

    Why did Mary drop her ice cream?
    She got hit by a runaway ice cream truck.
     
    RMANG0, May 2, 2015
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  3. RMANG0

    RMANG0 Well-Known Member

    Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
    To see the chicken strip!!!!
    Boom
     
    RMANG0, May 2, 2015
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  4. danyip

    danyip Active Member

    Why is there so many trees in harlem
    -public transportation
     
    danyip, May 2, 2015
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  5. Pancakes345

    Pancakes345 Forum Legend Official Author

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    He just wanted to, stop questioning the poor chicken's motives!
     
    Pancakes345, May 2, 2015
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  6. Nico15

    Nico15 Active Member

    Lol
     
    Nico15, May 2, 2015
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  7. Minus

    Minus Well-Known Member Official Author

    Friends are like trees. Their limbs can be cut off by sharp objects
     
    Minus, May 3, 2015
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  8. Glacionman

    Glacionman Active Member

    Someone killed Solja Boi. It was,
    YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
    Glacionman, Sep 9, 2015
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  9. NotVeryGood

    NotVeryGood Featured Ghost Mod Ghost Moderator Team Helicopter Official Author

    I was gonna tell you a joke about pizza...









    but it is way too cheesy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
    NotVeryGood, Sep 9, 2015
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  10. BlobGuy

    BlobGuy Active Member Official Author

    Schrodinger's cat walks in to a bar and doesn't.
     
    BlobGuy, Sep 9, 2015
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  11. BlobGuy

    BlobGuy Active Member Official Author

    Why did the chicken cross the road.
    Because he was duct taped to the llama who was crossing the road.
     
    BlobGuy, Sep 9, 2015
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  12. CHOLO

    CHOLO Well-Known Member Official Author

    i actually laughed at this... even tho i shouldn't have
     
    CHOLO, Sep 11, 2015
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  13. Elibloodthirst

    Elibloodthirst DeadRising2 VIP Team Helicopter Forum Member Of The Decade (2014-2024) Official Author

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    The government
     
    Elibloodthirst, Sep 11, 2015
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  14. WyattStonhouse

    WyattStonhouse Well-Known Member Elite Author Official Author

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    Why should you never use a dull pencil?
    Because it is pointless.
     
    WyattStonhouse, Sep 11, 2015
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  15. CHOLO

    CHOLO Well-Known Member Official Author

    why was the sand wet???
    because the sea wead
     
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2015
    CHOLO, Sep 11, 2015
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  16. homosexual

    homosexual Casual Member

    I'm gay
     
    homosexual, Sep 11, 2015
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  17. armator

    armator Well-Known Member Official Author

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    Never forgetti
     
    armator, Sep 11, 2015
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  18. WyattStonhouse

    WyattStonhouse Well-Known Member Elite Author Official Author

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    I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
     
    WyattStonhouse, Sep 11, 2015
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  19. CHOLO

    CHOLO Well-Known Member Official Author

    what is invisible and smells like carrot???
    rabbit fart
     
    CHOLO, Sep 11, 2015
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  20. Dakoziol-2nd

    Dakoziol-2nd Well-Known Member Official Author

    What do you call a fake noodle?
    -an impasta!
     
    Dakoziol-2nd, Sep 12, 2015
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