FRHD's Vending Machine [YAFG]

you get a donkey riding a yellow bike while wearing size one shoes
i insert a blue tomato with ice cream on top

 

You wet B&W chicken with a cake lie on top. (And the cake has a cherry on top it.)
I insert FREE REVOLUTION HD.

 

You get spam.
*inserts a find the w game*

 

You get find the S game. (see it if you didn't.)
*inserts a **

 

You get a #.
*inserts insults*

 

You get praise.
*inserts atom*

 

you get an elephant
i insert jb

 

The Vending Machine explodes.
*puts up a new Vending Machine and inserts a coin*

 

you get nothing
jb escaped and started singing
you're too dead now

i insert cheese

 

You get macaroni.
*inserts toothpaste*

 

You get toothbrush.
*inserts Adolph Bla㏌e C㏊rles Daⅵd Earl Frederick Gerald Ƕbert Irv㏌ John Kenneᵺ Llѹd Mart㏌ Nero Olⅳer ㎩ul Qu㏌cy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegeʪte㏌㏊usenbergerdor∬voralternwarengewissen㏊ftsc㏊ferswessensc㏊fewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbescƕtzenvonangreifenԃrchihrraubgierigfe㏌dewelychevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieersche㏌enwanderersteerdeme㎱chderrassu㎳chi∬gebrauchlichtaʪse㏌ursprungvonkraftgestartse㏌langefahrth㏌zwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchege㏊btbewohn㍴planetenkreisedrehensichundwoh㏌derneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortplanzenundsicherfreᵫnanlebe㎱langlichfreudeundruhemitnichte㏌furchtvorangreifenvonanderer㏌telligentgeschopfsvonh㏌zwische㎱ternartigraum, Senюr*

 

You get Hubert Blaine Wolfe.
*insert fil*

 

you get Gunnbjørn Fjeld.
*inserts Galdhøpiggen*

 

You get Mount Everest.
*inserts cookie*

 

You get why-am-i-posting-on-this-really-stupid-forum-post-thang-and-then-you-also-get-a-Triple-AAA-bataries!

I then insert the-button-that-stops-my-text-from-being-underlined-but-the-button-doesnt-work-so-I-insert-it-again-and-it-does-work-then-my-text-turns-red-er-um-orange-and-then-i-click-on-the-button-that-turns-the-text-back-to-black-again-and-did-you-know-how-long-this-took-to-write-?

 

You get why-are-you-typing-extremely-long-words-with-lots-of-hyphens-and-why-am-I-doing-it-too.
I insert I then insert the-button-that-stops-my-text-from-being-underlined-but-the-button-doesnt-work-so-I-insert-it-again-and-it-does-work-then-my-text-turns-red-er-um-orange-and-then-i-click-on-the-button-that-turns-the-text-back-to-black-again-and-did-you-know-how-long-this-took-to-write-?(FREEZ's text)

 

You-get-a-button-called Spacebar while losing your-hyphen-but then you realize there is no button for underline but doesn't matter since you've got to used it...wait.myspacebarbrokeFUUUUUU-Youknowwhat?JustscratchthatAnddoyouknowhowmuchtimeittookmetowrite?Canyoureadit?Hello.Anyone?

I inserts a sane thing.

 

You get 233£.
I insert 234£.

 

You get $397.69
*inserts joke*

 

You get joke(disambiguation).
I insert Анагаах ухааны үүднээс онигооны ашиг тус.