FRHD's Vending Machine [YAFG]

(Yet Another Forum Game?)

So basically Kano decided to make a Vending Machine (don't know why).

The first person says what they insert, then the next person says what they get, then they post what they insert. And it goes on.
Examples:
ISLAMUSLIM: *Inserts a coin*
Blaze06h: You get two coins back! I insert a shiny nickel.
fil: You get a fist in the face. *Inserts sunlight*
I'll start with this:

*Inserts mustard*

 

I don't really get this

 

You insert something, the next person tells what you get and then they insert something else in the machine.

I insert mustard (tell me what I get in return and then you insert something.)

 

you receive swag back

*inserts dog sh*t*

 

You get bull$h!t.

*inserts some random guy walking on the street*

 

you get ..............

*inserts a blaze06h in a car

 

You get a ISLAMUSLIM riding a Vending Machine.

*inserts armed bomb*

 

You get ìƒ5ë╦ƒ½☺{,!
*㏌serʦ ██▓███▓▒░░◬░░▒▓███▓██*

 

you get a secret passage

*inserts WheelieMaker2

 

You get no wheelies!!! just some random nicely made with scenery hard mtb tracks!




*inserts a $100 dollar bill

 

(Don't reply to your own post.)

You get nothing. The Vending Machine loots your money.
*inserts nothing*

 

You get a so㍲.
*㏌serʦ MTB*

 

You get a worse bike than a BMX.

*Inserts potato*

 

You get a couch.
*inserts z0mbie*

 

Ok this is getting really dumb, where is this going?

 

Downwards. Every post makes it go downwards. Got it?

*inserts z0mbie*

 

Gets the North Atlantic Garbage Patch.
*inserts down*

 

recieves up

*inserts something appropriate*

 

You receⅳe a mouᵺ.
*㏌serʦ teeᵺ*

 

The machine bites you (with the teeth) when you try to take the things it gave.
*inserts a Vending Machine*