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    Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by danyip, May 2, 2015.

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    1. danyip

      danyip Active Member

      This has probs been made but oh well post your best jokes here!
       
      danyip, May 2, 2015
      #1
    2. RMANG0

      RMANG0 Well-Known Member

      Why did Mary drop her ice cream?
      She got hit by a runaway ice cream truck.
       
      RMANG0, May 2, 2015
      #2
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    3. RMANG0

      RMANG0 Well-Known Member

      Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
      To see the chicken strip!!!!
      Boom
       
      RMANG0, May 2, 2015
      #3
      djnknslfn, Creak, Glacionman and 1 other person like this.
    4. danyip

      danyip Active Member

      Why is there so many trees in harlem
      -public transportation
       
      danyip, May 2, 2015
      #4
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    5. Pancakes345

      Pancakes345 Forum Legend Official Author

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      Why did the chicken cross the road?

      He just wanted to, stop questioning the poor chicken's motives!
       
      Pancakes345, May 2, 2015
      #5
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    6. Nico15

      Nico15 Active Member

      Lol
       
      Nico15, May 2, 2015
      #6
    7. Minus

      Minus Well-Known Member Official Author

      Friends are like trees. Their limbs can be cut off by sharp objects
       
      Minus, May 3, 2015
      #7
      Creak, codrey, Flee-Bag and 2 others like this.
    8. Glacionman

      Glacionman Active Member

      Someone killed Solja Boi. It was,
      YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
       
      Glacionman, Sep 9, 2015
      #8
    9. NotVeryGood

      NotVeryGood Featured Ghost Mod Ghost Moderator Team Helicopter Official Author

      I was gonna tell you a joke about pizza...









      but it is way too cheesy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
       
      NotVeryGood, Sep 9, 2015
      #9
      djnknslfn, Dakoziol-2nd, Glacionman and 2 others like this.
    10. BlobGuy

      BlobGuy Active Member Official Author

      Schrodinger's cat walks in to a bar and doesn't.
       
      BlobGuy, Sep 9, 2015
      #10
      djnknslfn, Elibloodthirst, Glacionman and 3 others like this.
    11. BlobGuy

      BlobGuy Active Member Official Author

      Why did the chicken cross the road.
      Because he was duct taped to the llama who was crossing the road.
       
      BlobGuy, Sep 9, 2015
      #11
    12. CHOLO

      CHOLO Well-Known Member Official Author

      i actually laughed at this... even tho i shouldn't have
       
      CHOLO, Sep 11, 2015
      #12
    13. Elibloodthirst

      Elibloodthirst DeadRising2 VIP Team Helicopter Forum Member Of The Decade (2014-2024) Official Author

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      The government
       
      Elibloodthirst, Sep 11, 2015
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    14. WyattStonhouse

      WyattStonhouse Forum Legend Elite Author Official Author

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      Why should you never use a dull pencil?
      Because it is pointless.
       
      WyattStonhouse, Sep 11, 2015
      #14
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    15. CHOLO

      CHOLO Well-Known Member Official Author

      why was the sand wet???
      because the sea wead
       
      Last edited: Sep 11, 2015
      CHOLO, Sep 11, 2015
      #15
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    16. homosexual

      homosexual Casual Member

      I'm gay
       
      homosexual, Sep 11, 2015
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    17. armator

      armator Well-Known Member Official Author

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      Never forgetti
       
      armator, Sep 11, 2015
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    18. WyattStonhouse

      WyattStonhouse Forum Legend Elite Author Official Author

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      I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
       
      WyattStonhouse, Sep 11, 2015
      #18
    19. CHOLO

      CHOLO Well-Known Member Official Author

      what is invisible and smells like carrot???
      rabbit fart
       
      CHOLO, Sep 11, 2015
      #19
    20. Dakoziol-2nd

      Dakoziol-2nd Well-Known Member Official Author

      What do you call a fake noodle?
      -an impasta!
       
      Dakoziol-2nd, Sep 12, 2015
      #20
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