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Pick Up Lines

Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by SuperDuperVance, Apr 18, 2015.

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  1. SuperDuperVance

    SuperDuperVance Well-Known Member Official Author

    I may not be a scientist but Uranus is looking fine today.
    I'd offer you a cigarette but you're already hot.
    Good thing I brought my library card because I'm checkin' you out.
    Roses are red violets are blue love never crossed my mind until I met you.
    Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
     
    Last edited: Apr 19, 2015
    SuperDuperVance, Apr 18, 2015
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  2. weem

    weem FREE RIDER LEGEND Elite Author Team Blob Official Author

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    hey honey u look fat today go lose some weight go to the gym or something holy jesus
     
    weem, Apr 18, 2015
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  3. LoganHigley

    LoganHigley Member

    Do your feet hurt because you have been walking through my mind all night
     
    LoganHigley, Apr 18, 2015
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  4. MarissaGrace

    MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

    I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
    I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.


    Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile
     
    MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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  5. LoganHigley

    LoganHigley Member

    Can I follow you home my parents told me to follow my dreams
     
    LoganHigley, Apr 19, 2015
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  6. MarissaGrace

    MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

    If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
    Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
    I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
     
    MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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  7. LoganHigley

    LoganHigley Member

    Did you fart?because you blew me away
     
    LoganHigley, Apr 19, 2015
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  8. MarissaGrace

    MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

    Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
    I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
     
    MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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  9. LoganHigley

    LoganHigley Member

    God was just showing off when he made you
     
    LoganHigley, Apr 19, 2015
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  10. SuperDuperVance

    SuperDuperVance Well-Known Member Official Author

    If a kiss was a snowflake, I'd send you a snowstorm.
     
    SuperDuperVance, Apr 19, 2015
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  11. TheFox9803

    TheFox9803 Member Official Author

    You have 206 bones in your body. How about one more?
     
    TheFox9803, Apr 19, 2015
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  12. MarissaGrace

    MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

    You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

    You're so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line.
     
    MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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  13. TheFox9803

    TheFox9803 Member Official Author

    Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cuz you have a pretty SWEET ASS!
     
    TheFox9803, Apr 19, 2015
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  14. MarissaGrace

    MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

    If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
     
    MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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  15. TheFox9803

    TheFox9803 Member Official Author

    Do you work at UPS? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.
     
    TheFox9803, Apr 19, 2015
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  16. armator

    armator Well-Known Member Official Author

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    You're hot, let's ****
     
    armator, Apr 19, 2015
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  17. TheFox9803

    TheFox9803 Member Official Author

    Are you an arsonist? Because you just lit up my world.
    Well ****! You're shameless.
     
    TheFox9803, Apr 19, 2015
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  18. MarissaGrace

    MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

    I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
     
    MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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  19. Tremulant

    Tremulant Well-Known Member Team Truck Official Author

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    Tremulant, Apr 19, 2015
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  20. SuperDuperVance

    SuperDuperVance Well-Known Member Official Author

    There is something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.
     
    SuperDuperVance, Apr 19, 2015
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