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    • Pick Up Lines

    Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by SuperDuperVance, Apr 18, 2015.

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    1. SuperDuperVance

      SuperDuperVance Well-Known Member Official Author

      I may not be a scientist but Uranus is looking fine today.
      I'd offer you a cigarette but you're already hot.
      Good thing I brought my library card because I'm checkin' you out.
      Roses are red violets are blue love never crossed my mind until I met you.
      Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
       
      Last edited: Apr 19, 2015
      SuperDuperVance, Apr 18, 2015
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    2. weem

      weem supreme Elite Author Team Blob Official Author

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      hey honey u look fat today go lose some weight go to the gym or something holy jesus
       
      weem, Apr 18, 2015
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    3. LoganHigley

      LoganHigley Member

      Do your feet hurt because you have been walking through my mind all night
       
      LoganHigley, Apr 18, 2015
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    4. MarissaGrace

      MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

      I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
      I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.


      Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile
       
      MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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    5. LoganHigley

      LoganHigley Member

      Can I follow you home my parents told me to follow my dreams
       
      LoganHigley, Apr 19, 2015
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    6. MarissaGrace

      MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

      If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
      Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
      I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
       
      MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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    7. LoganHigley

      LoganHigley Member

      Did you fart?because you blew me away
       
      LoganHigley, Apr 19, 2015
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    8. MarissaGrace

      MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

      Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
      I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
       
      MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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    9. LoganHigley

      LoganHigley Member

      God was just showing off when he made you
       
      LoganHigley, Apr 19, 2015
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    10. SuperDuperVance

      SuperDuperVance Well-Known Member Official Author

      If a kiss was a snowflake, I'd send you a snowstorm.
       
      SuperDuperVance, Apr 19, 2015
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    11. TheFox9803

      TheFox9803 Member Official Author

      You have 206 bones in your body. How about one more?
       
      TheFox9803, Apr 19, 2015
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    12. MarissaGrace

      MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

      You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

      You're so handsome that you made me forget my pickup line.
       
      MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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    13. TheFox9803

      TheFox9803 Member Official Author

      Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cuz you have a pretty SWEET ASS!
       
      TheFox9803, Apr 19, 2015
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    14. MarissaGrace

      MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

      If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
       
      MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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    15. TheFox9803

      TheFox9803 Member Official Author

      Do you work at UPS? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.
       
      TheFox9803, Apr 19, 2015
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    16. armator

      armator Well-Known Member Official Author

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      You're hot, let's ****
       
      armator, Apr 19, 2015
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    17. TheFox9803

      TheFox9803 Member Official Author

      Are you an arsonist? Because you just lit up my world.
      Well ****! You're shameless.
       
      TheFox9803, Apr 19, 2015
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    18. MarissaGrace

      MarissaGrace Active Member Official Author

      I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?
       
      MarissaGrace, Apr 19, 2015
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    19. Tremulant

      Tremulant Well-Known Member Team Truck Official Author

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      Tremulant, Apr 19, 2015
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    20. SuperDuperVance

      SuperDuperVance Well-Known Member Official Author

      There is something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.
       
      SuperDuperVance, Apr 19, 2015
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