Failures

I dressed up as Adolf Hitler for Halloween.

 

That's heilarious

 

Must of hurt.

 

It hurt a lot.

 

Quick, sell this to Marvel! They'll take any superhero origin story they can get their hands on!

 

I did nazi that one coming ;3

 

getting kicked directly in the GENITALS from cletes in soccer, riding my bmx from a high point hitting my nuts and when i was 5 i got in a bouncy castle with a bunch of 100 lb kids and they dog piled on me (800 lbs) on my (45 lbs) 5 year old body, luckily i was strong enough to get out of there result in back injuries for 2 years (they were on me for 3 minutes)

 

almost getting hit by a car twice, getting hit in the balls by a baseball and by riding my bike into a pole

 

I was running towards a tree to flip off of it(I've done this 100 times before) and for some reason I forgot to run up it. And ran DIRECTLY into it and broke my nose xD

 

That moment when you realize it is the same iPad

 

I remember nothing

 

not the 9/11 jokes they're just PLANE wrong

 

Stop with the gansta jokes, there GUN ning for President. That was terrible.

 

I fell off a cliff.










5 feet into a patch of iceplant.

 

spilled milk on the home computer... two separate times...

 

Lol...my brother was watching prn on mine...then I walked inside quickly...he shut the computer sooo fast, that he shattered the screen

 

I tried to copy someone doing a 360 front flip off of a quarter pipe, I face planted and got stitches. :/

 

I feel ya..went skateboarding in the street downhill...and ended up scraping my face cross the blacktop

 

Said this on bhr but it's a pretty big f*ckup so: I sat on a windowsill in my old friend's apartment building and knocked a vase out of the 32nd story window. Luckily nobody was down there but it hit a car and broke the headlight and dented the hood real bad

Another one: I stuck around my friend when he started hanging with bad people, they eventually convinced him I was a loser and got him to start bullying me. I shoulda left the group when they started treating me badly, but I figured my friend would stand up for me. Eventually they spread rumors around the school that I was gay (they were partially right haha) and I started getting bullied real badly by more classmates, even got beaten bloody in the bathroom a few times. For a long time I was convinced that it was my fault because I let it escalate to that point, then a hurricane came through and destroyed our town, taking everyone's mind off me because they were all busy focusing on fixing their houses, moving, hospital bills and whatnot.

I once fell down a fire escape / balcony at my old apartment building, later learned it didn't meet safety requirements

Anyways yeah those are probably the biggest failures in my life so far.