Zycerak Thread

im zycerak

 

im zycerak

 

who is zycerak

 

i dont think zycerack is the true zy creak

 

Good thread yes well done

 

very Zy-wreaks?

 

ZYCERAK UPDATE

finishing a sandwich. probably 2 bites left. doing some basic research on Bruce Mau and sustainable design. thinking about all of the books i dont read. i wish i read books, but i am too preoccupied with being online, bumming around, and wasting potential. i bet if i had read books, i would be a Harvard professor by now.

im sitting alone, because i am a lone wolf. in reality, i desperately need the validation and acceptance of communities and collective identities, but i am too afraid of connecting with other people. especially as of late, ive been feeling great shame toward my behaviour, making it hard to willfully inflict myself upon others. i do not talk to my peers nearly as much as i should, as opportunities pass me by. i bet if i had joined a club, i would be a millionaire by now

as of now, i have finished my sandwich. i have a bag of doritos and three granola bars left in my lunch box, but i am no longer hungry so i will save them for later. i enjoy drinking water. i am physically and mentally weak. i always think, at least i am not addicted to meth or am morbidly obese, but the truth is that just makes me mentally weaker, because i am not strong enough to throw my life away. some days i think i am in purgatory.

i am listening to music. a week ago i saw a twitter thread of people saying the music i listen to is very white, so now i feel shameful and am starting to enjoy this music less. its random insignificant online strangers that do not know i exist who know me best, and who have the most correct opinions. in fact, i base my entire life off of what people talk about online, so i can become the perfect human specimen. unfortunately, i am met with some setbacks, such as being white and listening to the wrong music. its times like these where i am ready to give up, and bang two rocks together to occupy my time.

honestly, boredom is hard for me to come by these days. im pretty content with zoning out and doing nothing. i could see myself enjoying two rocks quite a bit. i have large ambitions i dont really need or care to start. i would like to watch a gruesome murder unfold in real time to see how i would react. yeah, i guess im pretty twisted. i enjoy laughing at things. when i was 13 someone tried to rob me but i didn’t understand what he was trying to do so i was laughing it up. pretty twisted in hindsight, but nothing happened. i wonder just how twisted i am, maybe i would laugh at someone being murdered? that would make me feel really cool, like the joker. i should base my entire personality around the joker. a local celebrity does that. he is very autistic, moreso than eli, but he seems pretty chill. ive never met him though.

ZYCERAK OUT

 

Made it in the update boys I'm famous

 

dude having your own lunchbox is such a cool thing im envious

 

what do you store your lunch in

 

His mouth

 

relatable

 

i like zycerak

 

garbage

 

could you please elaborate?

 

i love his name

 

Zycerak is king

 

garbage can

 

hes so pronounced that he rattled a heap of persons.

 

geeaba rabba gabba scheeby weeby coo