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Be as unhelpful as possible forum game

Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by Vince0, May 23, 2023.

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  1. Vince0

    Vince0 Well-Known Member Official Author

    Rules are simple.

    Player one has a problem
    Player two is unhelpful by keeping the problem the same or worse.
    Player two then proceeds to pose yet another problem.

    Example:
    Player One: I don't have a lawn mower and my grass is knee-high. Can you help me?
    Player Two: Absolutely! *switches on flamethrower and proceeds to set your lawn, and your home, on fire*

    Player Two: Oh...that's not good. Can someone help me put out this raging fire?
    Player Three: Yes, I will help you put out the fire. *Calls the fire department and police. Tells them that you are an arsonist*

    Or it can be completely unrelated to the previous problem

    Player Three: I just noticed that one of the tires on my car is flat, can anyone help?
    Player Four: Sure, I'll help you! *Jacks the car up. Takes off the flat tire and puts it in the trunk of my car* See? No more flat tire. "Bye, see ya around." *Drives off*

    Player Four: I was going for a walk and got caught in a downpour without an umbrella or rain gear. Can someone help me?
    Player Five: Sure. *turns down the AC* It's now all snow and ice.

    Simple enough.

    Ill start

    I have a flat tire and no spare, can anyone help?
     
    Last edited: May 23, 2023
    Vince0, May 23, 2023
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  2. moinotchubb

    moinotchubb Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

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    I need to quit FreeriderHD. Can you help me?
     
    moinotchubb, May 23, 2023
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  3. Elibloodthirst

    Elibloodthirst DeadRising2 VIP Team Helicopter Forum Member Of The Decade (2014-2024) Official Author

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    Easiest way is to neck yourself.

    I need help financing, can someone help me
     
    Elibloodthirst, May 23, 2023
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  4. Reborn

    Reborn Forum Legend Rotten Flesh Official Author

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    Get rid of the baby.

    I need help maintaining my frhd member of the year title.
     
    Last edited: May 23, 2023
    Reborn, May 23, 2023
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  5. Innominate

    Innominate Well-Known Member Official Author

    oh shut the fucc up you don't need help with that

    I need help taking care of Eli's baby
     
    Innominate, May 23, 2023
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  6. moinotchubb

    moinotchubb Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

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    But it in an adoption centre.

    I need help with finding something to get help for
     
    moinotchubb, May 23, 2023
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  7. Elibloodthirst

    Elibloodthirst DeadRising2 VIP Team Helicopter Forum Member Of The Decade (2014-2024) Official Author

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    Go to the library and learn something.

    I need help to find the nearest cheesecake factory
     
    Elibloodthirst, May 24, 2023
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  8. Fluffysmack

    Fluffysmack Well-Known Member Elite Author Official Author

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    Find some laxatives and a bottle of melatonin, then find the cheesecake.

    I need help finding my dad
     
    Fluffysmack, May 24, 2023
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  9. Innominate

    Innominate Well-Known Member Official Author

    check the dairy section

    I need help finding gains
     
    Innominate, May 24, 2023
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  10. Wayward

    Wayward Well-Known Member Team Balloon Official Author

    Bulk for 5 years

    I need help talking to girls. Can anyone help me?
     
    Wayward, May 24, 2023
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  11. moinotchubb

    moinotchubb Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

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    Become one.

    I need help sleeping
     
    moinotchubb, May 24, 2023
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  12. Innominate

    Innominate Well-Known Member Official Author

    fall asleep

    i need help
     
    Innominate, May 24, 2023
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  13. zachypacso

    zachypacso Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

    God helps those who help themselves

    I have this really annoying song stuck in my head, it's driving me crazy.
     
    zachypacso, May 25, 2023
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  14. Innominate

    Innominate Well-Known Member Official Author

    shoot yourself in the head. the song will be gone

    I need help understanding gay people (they scare me(im homophobic literally))
     
    Innominate, May 25, 2023
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  15. Vince0

    Vince0 Well-Known Member Official Author

    Become one yourself

    I need help with earning money
     
    Vince0, May 26, 2023
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  16. zachypacso

    zachypacso Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

    Sell all your internal organs, you'll make a massive profit.

    I have trouble understanding my chemistry.
     
    zachypacso, May 26, 2023
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  17. KidCharlemagne

    KidCharlemagne Member Official Author

    Leave the gas on in the lab over the weekend and light a match when you get back to school - then you will understand simple combustion reactions.

    I need help fixing my vacuum cleaner.
     
    KidCharlemagne, May 27, 2023
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  18. Vince0

    Vince0 Well-Known Member Official Author

    Throw it out and buy a new one

    I need help getting better at this game
     
    Vince0, May 27, 2023
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  19. H0tsh0t

    H0tsh0t Well-Known Member Team Helicopter Official Author

    Get better

    I need help getting rich
     
    H0tsh0t, May 28, 2023
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  20. Wayward

    Wayward Well-Known Member Team Balloon Official Author

    “If you’re homeless, just buy a house”

    I need help with blessing the trending gods and getting a low quality track to be #1
     
    Wayward, May 28, 2023
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