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    • Be as unhelpful as possible forum game

    Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by Vince0, May 23, 2023.

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    1. Vince0

      Vince0 Well-Known Member Official Author

      Rules are simple.

      Player one has a problem
      Player two is unhelpful by keeping the problem the same or worse.
      Player two then proceeds to pose yet another problem.

      Example:
      Player One: I don't have a lawn mower and my grass is knee-high. Can you help me?
      Player Two: Absolutely! *switches on flamethrower and proceeds to set your lawn, and your home, on fire*

      Player Two: Oh...that's not good. Can someone help me put out this raging fire?
      Player Three: Yes, I will help you put out the fire. *Calls the fire department and police. Tells them that you are an arsonist*

      Or it can be completely unrelated to the previous problem

      Player Three: I just noticed that one of the tires on my car is flat, can anyone help?
      Player Four: Sure, I'll help you! *Jacks the car up. Takes off the flat tire and puts it in the trunk of my car* See? No more flat tire. "Bye, see ya around." *Drives off*

      Player Four: I was going for a walk and got caught in a downpour without an umbrella or rain gear. Can someone help me?
      Player Five: Sure. *turns down the AC* It's now all snow and ice.

      Simple enough.

      Ill start

      I have a flat tire and no spare, can anyone help?
       
      Last edited: May 23, 2023
      Vince0, May 23, 2023
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    2. moinotchubb

      moinotchubb Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

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      I need to quit FreeriderHD. Can you help me?
       
      moinotchubb, May 23, 2023
      #2
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    3. Elibloodthirst

      Elibloodthirst DeadRising2 VIP Team Helicopter Forum Member Of The Decade (2014-2024) Official Author

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      Easiest way is to neck yourself.

      I need help financing, can someone help me
       
      Elibloodthirst, May 23, 2023
      #3
      Cerasium, a_drain, moinotchubb and 2 others like this.
    4. Reborn

      Reborn Forum Legend Rotten Flesh Official Author

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      Get rid of the baby.

      I need help maintaining my frhd member of the year title.
       
      Last edited: May 23, 2023
      Reborn, May 23, 2023
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    5. Innominate

      Innominate Well-Known Member Official Author

      oh shut the fucc up you don't need help with that

      I need help taking care of Eli's baby
       
      Innominate, May 23, 2023
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    6. moinotchubb

      moinotchubb Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

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      But it in an adoption centre.

      I need help with finding something to get help for
       
      moinotchubb, May 23, 2023
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    7. Elibloodthirst

      Elibloodthirst DeadRising2 VIP Team Helicopter Forum Member Of The Decade (2014-2024) Official Author

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      Go to the library and learn something.

      I need help to find the nearest cheesecake factory
       
      Elibloodthirst, May 24, 2023
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    8. Fluffysmack

      Fluffysmack Well-Known Member Elite Author Official Author

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      Find some laxatives and a bottle of melatonin, then find the cheesecake.

      I need help finding my dad
       
      Fluffysmack, May 24, 2023
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    9. Innominate

      Innominate Well-Known Member Official Author

      check the dairy section

      I need help finding gains
       
      Innominate, May 24, 2023
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    10. Wayward

      Wayward Well-Known Member Team Balloon Official Author

      Bulk for 5 years

      I need help talking to girls. Can anyone help me?
       
      Wayward, May 24, 2023
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    11. moinotchubb

      moinotchubb Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

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      Become one.

      I need help sleeping
       
      moinotchubb, May 24, 2023
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    12. Innominate

      Innominate Well-Known Member Official Author

      fall asleep

      i need help
       
      Innominate, May 24, 2023
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    13. zachypacso

      zachypacso Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

      God helps those who help themselves

      I have this really annoying song stuck in my head, it's driving me crazy.
       
      zachypacso, May 25, 2023
      #13
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    14. Innominate

      Innominate Well-Known Member Official Author

      shoot yourself in the head. the song will be gone

      I need help understanding gay people (they scare me(im homophobic literally))
       
      Innominate, May 25, 2023
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    15. Vince0

      Vince0 Well-Known Member Official Author

      Become one yourself

      I need help with earning money
       
      Vince0, May 26, 2023
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    16. zachypacso

      zachypacso Well-Known Member Team Blob Official Author

      Sell all your internal organs, you'll make a massive profit.

      I have trouble understanding my chemistry.
       
      zachypacso, May 26, 2023
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    17. KidCharlemagne

      KidCharlemagne Member Official Author

      Leave the gas on in the lab over the weekend and light a match when you get back to school - then you will understand simple combustion reactions.

      I need help fixing my vacuum cleaner.
       
      KidCharlemagne, May 27, 2023
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    18. Vince0

      Vince0 Well-Known Member Official Author

      Throw it out and buy a new one

      I need help getting better at this game
       
      Vince0, May 27, 2023
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    19. H0tsh0t

      H0tsh0t Well-Known Member Team Helicopter Official Author

      Get better

      I need help getting rich
       
      H0tsh0t, May 28, 2023
      #19
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    20. Wayward

      Wayward Well-Known Member Team Balloon Official Author

      “If you’re homeless, just buy a house”

      I need help with blessing the trending gods and getting a low quality track to be #1
       
      Wayward, May 28, 2023
      #20
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