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How do you fix...? (game)

Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by Spalding, Dec 11, 2014.

  1. Spalding

    Spalding Well-Known Member Official Author

    So basically person 1 asks "How do you fix...(insert something here)?" The next person answers their question it can be funny, serious what ever you want!

    I'll start
    How do you fix a broken leg?
     
  2. FOIL

    FOIL Forum Legend Official Author

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    By sawing it off and attaching a new leg

    How do you fix broken glass?
     
  3. Spalding

    Spalding Well-Known Member Official Author

    You melt down the minerals of sand and make yourself new glass
    How do you fix a rip in your pants?
     
  4. Pancakes345

    Pancakes345 Forum Legend Official Author

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    make a mixture of flour, mercury, and eggs and pee in it. pour over the rip.

    How do you fix a broken zipper?
     
  5. TiMartin1069

    TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

    Cut off a cats claws and stich them in the place of the broken zipper.

    How do you fix a broken heart?
     
  6. FOIL

    FOIL Forum Legend Official Author

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    By getting a heart surgeon to do it for you.

    How do you fix a porcelain doll?
     
  7. Cryogenic

    Cryogenic Well-Known Member Official Author

    You can't,

    How to you fix a fixer upper?
     
  8. TiMartin1069

    TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

    With duct tape
    How do you fix a sad duck?
     
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  9. Cryogenic

    Cryogenic Well-Known Member Official Author

    You can't. It will be sad forever.

    How do you fix s broken milk jug?
     
  10. Spalding

    Spalding Well-Known Member Official Author

    With lots of tape.

    How do you fix the PSN and Xbox Live servers on Christmas?
     
  11. TiMartin1069

    TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

    You throw your Playstaion/Xbox off the top of a 30+ floor building.
    How do you fix a rip in spacetime(i've got one that needs fixing)
     
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  12. Spalding

    Spalding Well-Known Member Official Author

    Travel through a black hole

    How do you fix a playstation/xbox you just threw off a 30+ floor building?
     
  13. TiMartin1069

    TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

    Ask the next person you see if they have noticed the rice pudding sitting in their hair and magically all will be right in the world
    How do you fix t st i yb rd hat i a si ?
    EDIT:t st i yb rd hat i a si ?
    *punches computer*
    *throws "the stupid keyboard that i am using" of a 30+ story building*
     
    Last edited: Dec 26, 2014
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  14. armator

    armator Well-Known Member Official Author

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    Take an english class

    How do you fix pssst's bed hair in the morning
     
  15. RiderExtreme2

    RiderExtreme2 Well-Known Member Official Author

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    You rub conditioner in it and blow dry it.
    How do you fix a screaming kid?
     
  16. TiMartin1069

    TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

    With a baseball bat
    How do you fix a dead baby?
     
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  17. RiderExtreme2

    RiderExtreme2 Well-Known Member Official Author

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    With defibrillators.
    How do you come by a dead baby in the first place?
     
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  18. TiMartin1069

    TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

    Not not continuing with the "How do you fix..." game (i go on a rampage and dead babies appear all over the place)
    How do you fix dirty underwear
     
  19. RiderExtreme2

    RiderExtreme2 Well-Known Member Official Author

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    By sterilizing them with your urine.
    How does Pssst brush his teeth?
     
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  20. TiMartin1069

    TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

    *Rage!!!!! Dead Babies Everywhere* He dosen't
    How do you fix pssst's teeth?
     
    Last edited: Dec 27, 2014

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