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    • How do you fix...? (game)

    Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by Spalding, Dec 11, 2014.

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    1. Spalding

      Spalding Well-Known Member Official Author

      So basically person 1 asks "How do you fix...(insert something here)?" The next person answers their question it can be funny, serious what ever you want!

      I'll start
      How do you fix a broken leg?
       
      Spalding, Dec 11, 2014
      #1
    2. FOIL

      FOIL Forum Legend Official Author

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      By sawing it off and attaching a new leg

      How do you fix broken glass?
       
      FOIL, Dec 11, 2014
      #2
    3. Spalding

      Spalding Well-Known Member Official Author

      You melt down the minerals of sand and make yourself new glass
      How do you fix a rip in your pants?
       
      Spalding, Dec 11, 2014
      #3
    4. Pancakes345

      Pancakes345 Forum Legend Official Author

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      make a mixture of flour, mercury, and eggs and pee in it. pour over the rip.

      How do you fix a broken zipper?
       
      Pancakes345, Dec 11, 2014
      #4
    5. TiMartin1069

      TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

      Cut off a cats claws and stich them in the place of the broken zipper.

      How do you fix a broken heart?
       
      TiMartin1069, Dec 11, 2014
      #5
    6. FOIL

      FOIL Forum Legend Official Author

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      By getting a heart surgeon to do it for you.

      How do you fix a porcelain doll?
       
      FOIL, Dec 26, 2014
      #6
    7. Cryogenic

      Cryogenic Well-Known Member Official Author

      You can't,

      How to you fix a fixer upper?
       
      Cryogenic, Dec 26, 2014
      #7
    8. TiMartin1069

      TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

      With duct tape
      How do you fix a sad duck?
       
      TiMartin1069, Dec 26, 2014
      #8
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    9. Cryogenic

      Cryogenic Well-Known Member Official Author

      You can't. It will be sad forever.

      How do you fix s broken milk jug?
       
      Cryogenic, Dec 26, 2014
      #9
    10. Spalding

      Spalding Well-Known Member Official Author

      With lots of tape.

      How do you fix the PSN and Xbox Live servers on Christmas?
       
      Spalding, Dec 26, 2014
      #10
    11. TiMartin1069

      TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

      You throw your Playstaion/Xbox off the top of a 30+ floor building.
      How do you fix a rip in spacetime(i've got one that needs fixing)
       
      TiMartin1069, Dec 26, 2014
      #11
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    12. Spalding

      Spalding Well-Known Member Official Author

      Travel through a black hole

      How do you fix a playstation/xbox you just threw off a 30+ floor building?
       
      Spalding, Dec 26, 2014
      #12
    13. TiMartin1069

      TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

      Ask the next person you see if they have noticed the rice pudding sitting in their hair and magically all will be right in the world
      How do you fix t st i yb rd hat i a si ?
      EDIT:t st i yb rd hat i a si ?
      *punches computer*
      *throws "the stupid keyboard that i am using" of a 30+ story building*
       
      Last edited: Dec 26, 2014
      TiMartin1069, Dec 26, 2014
      #13
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    14. armator

      armator Well-Known Member Official Author

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      Take an english class

      How do you fix pssst's bed hair in the morning
       
      armator, Dec 27, 2014
      #14
    15. RiderExtreme2

      RiderExtreme2 Well-Known Member Official Author

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      You rub conditioner in it and blow dry it.
      How do you fix a screaming kid?
       
      RiderExtreme2, Dec 27, 2014
      #15
    16. TiMartin1069

      TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

      With a baseball bat
      How do you fix a dead baby?
       
      TiMartin1069, Dec 27, 2014
      #16
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    17. RiderExtreme2

      RiderExtreme2 Well-Known Member Official Author

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      With defibrillators.
      How do you come by a dead baby in the first place?
       
      RiderExtreme2, Dec 27, 2014
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    18. TiMartin1069

      TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

      Not not continuing with the "How do you fix..." game (i go on a rampage and dead babies appear all over the place)
      How do you fix dirty underwear
       
      TiMartin1069, Dec 27, 2014
      #18
    19. RiderExtreme2

      RiderExtreme2 Well-Known Member Official Author

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      By sterilizing them with your urine.
      How does Pssst brush his teeth?
       
      RiderExtreme2, Dec 27, 2014
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    20. TiMartin1069

      TiMartin1069 Active Member Official Author

      *Rage!!!!! Dead Babies Everywhere* He dosen't
      How do you fix pssst's teeth?
       
      Last edited: Dec 27, 2014
      TiMartin1069, Dec 27, 2014
      #20
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