Best Pick-up lines

you are my pills to my althemizers diease

 

i might have forgotten everybody elese but you

 

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

 

I’m back

 

boom

 

• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

 

• I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

 

welp this forum gonna get locked hella quick

 

yeah

 

so i suggest that you stop making forum post now cause gonna be the second one youve gotten locked

 

My bad I took that last one A little far

 

Me?

 

everybody CALM DOWN sorry i expericence moodswings

 

lol

 

lol

 

i knoow how to make everybody happy this is how i get paid

 

get on laid

 

Not locked yet biīches

 

lol