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Best Pick-up lines

Discussion in 'Anything and Everything not Free Rider' started by AlexTheOctopus, Feb 2, 2021.

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  1. AlexTheOctopus

    AlexTheOctopus Well-Known Member Official Author

    Hey Guys!
    I need some pick-up lines for someone I know.
    I have a google doc that i'm filling out and ill list what I have so far below!
    Try to give me ones I don't have on the list!
    Here's what I have:


      • If you ever turn into a zombie, you can bite me first
      • I’m no photographer but I can picture us together
      • Did you just come out of the oven, because you’re hot.
      • Hey my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?
      • Do you have a map because I am lost in your eyes
      • Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
      • There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
      • If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable
      • Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
      • It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
      • Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!
      • Life without you would be like a broken pencil.. ...
        I still get butterflies even though I've seen you a hundred times.
        My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
        Oh, you little girl, you stole my heart.
        My favorite place in all the world is NEXT TO YOU.
      • Did you just fall out of a plane, cuz ur the bomb
     
    Last edited: Feb 2, 2021
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  2. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    is this the cringe line station?
     
  3. AlexTheOctopus

    AlexTheOctopus Well-Known Member Official Author

    Yea!
     
  4. Notnser

    Notnser Well-Known Member Official Author

    Did you just fall out of a plane, cuz ur the bomb
     
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  5. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    ok well then get ready for the cringe
     
  6. DemonGamerx

    DemonGamerx Active Member Official Author

    • Life without you would be like a broken pencil.. ...
    • I still get butterflies even though I've seen you a hundred times.
    • My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never.
    • Oh, you little girl, you stole my heart.
    • My favorite place in all the world is NEXT TO YOU.
    BOOM
     
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  7. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    WOW THATS SO BAD ITS GOOD!
     
  8. DemonGamerx

    DemonGamerx Active Member Official Author

    Hehehehehe Done it before you alex
     
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  9. DemonGamerx

    DemonGamerx Active Member Official Author

    xD
     
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  10. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    WOW bro you die now
     
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  11. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    how bout this is easy: YOUR HOT and thats how you get a girl
     
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  12. AlexTheOctopus

    AlexTheOctopus Well-Known Member Official Author

    What...?
     
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  13. DemonGamerx

    DemonGamerx Active Member Official Author

  14. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    its easy you walk to the girl you say to the person "your hot" then walk away
     
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  15. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    that works all the time got a bunch of people with that strat
     
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  16. Notnser

    Notnser Well-Known Member Official Author

    Are you a rope, cuz I wanna hang out with u
     
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  17. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    no you mean HANGed dog
     
  18. Notnser

    Notnser Well-Known Member Official Author

    Are you the Mona Lisa, cuz I wanna hang ur head on my wall ;)
     
  19. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    who wants to hang out with A rope you could get CHoked out brother
     
  20. AlexTheOctopus

    AlexTheOctopus Well-Known Member Official Author

    OMFG HAHAHA
     
  21. ICREATETRACKSFORFUN

    ICREATETRACKSFORFUN Well-Known Member Official Author

    this is not a pick up line this is a cover up for a murder
     

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