Coager Chronicles Issue 6

Welcome, Everyone, to the sixth instalment of the Coager Chronicles! The Coager Chronicles is an independent news source brought to you by yours truly.
This is where I bring to you the best updates for the most topical events of the FRHD forums.
And on today's chronicle I'm here to retell the epic legend of Z "God Rider" Presley.

Very few people in the Free Rider community know of the feats that ZPresley achieved throughout his short lived ghosting career.
He was an impeccable ghoster capable of competing with and beating some of the highest rated ghosters out there.
Zpresley made his debut in the seeding round of the 4th FRHD World Cup, ranking 32nd overall and easily making it to the next round.
Now you may be thinking: "But, Coager, 32nd is last place. I thought this thread was about how good he is?" To that I respond, Zpresley is capable of placing wherever he likes in order to maximize his chances of winning for the rounds yet to come. By placing himself in 32nd he was able to be placed into a relatively low group for the first round of the contest.

Zpresley is known in the community by the few people that know about him, as a very mysterious person. Someone who does as he pleases. He seems to do whatever he wants for reasons we cannot understand. In the first round he held back his true power, losing 2 of the 3 matches he was in for his group. It wasn't until he raced against Anonyymi did he truly get serious. He unleashed his true skill and won easily, there was no competition between the two of them, it was obvious to see who the better ghoster was.



Both Zpresley and Anonyymi moved onto the next round. It was looking grim for Anonyymi since it was easy to see that it was practically impossible for him to win the tournament, even at this early of a point in the contest. Though to everyone's surprise Zpresley stepped down from the competition which lead to Anonymii continuing on to win the fourth World Cup. And from this day forth Anonyymi still owes a great debt to Zpresley for allowing him to win the contest. This is the Legend of Z "God Rider" Presley, the man who can beat anyone.

This concludes the sixth issue of the Coager Chronicles. Now since this is an independent project, I will be taking requests for future news stories that you, the viewer, would like to see covered. only good stories of course.
Keep in mind that these Chronicles are entirely factual.
And be sure to leave a comment about how angry you are that Zpresley isn't on the top 100 ghosters list.​

 

only real ones remember ZPresley

 

Zpresley does

 

what track was he playing anonyymi

 

Interesting. . .

 

hey Coated_Badger i'd be happy to agree if i saw zpresely's ghost however i cannot seem to find it
edit: is the track tears? if so zpresely seems to not have made any ghost at all

 

https://www.freeriderhd.com/t/689862-tears/r/zpresley

 

thanks couldn't find it, Coated_Badger i disagree with your statement that zpresely is much better than anonyymi
edit: lemme beat that ghost quick...

 

wtf are you on about? Zpresley absolutely thrashed Anonyymi in that race. are you blind? retarded? mentally disabled? I wouldn't doubt it.

 

yes... in that race but in absolutely nothing else

 

hater .........

 

i'm not a hater i just don't think just because anon made a bad ghost means somenone who beat them is better at ghosting everything

 

anonyymi used bmx tho

 

un-fu.cking-believeable... People would dare to tarnish the legacy Zpresley the God rider has left behind for us. Some people are just brain-dead, lower than trash, simpletons that don't deserve the time of day. Anyone who would be retarded enough to do this can die. you've lost all respect.

 

Coated_Badger it would be like saying i'm better than Sharkyfin RedOrBlue tetrationiscool mudkip Ninjasparkour and spruce because i beat them in http://frhd.co/t/391205-hate-response-desc

 

ok

 

plz make coager chronicles issue 7 about me and why i'm scum

 

and #8 about why i'm better than the people i mentioned

 

Good stories only. consider yourself #blocked, Loser. I hope you die for being such a huge cu.nt.