Worst Story Thread (EliteKitten)

Here are the rules:
No interrupting the story Ex: why blah blah blah
No capitalizing words EXAMPLE
Only two words a post
No commenting twice in a row Ex:
Post 1 EliteKitten
Once there
Post 2 EliteKitten
Was A
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No cursing
Have Fun !

 

There Once

 

Was a bag of flowers

 

That my

 

There once was a bag of flowers that my friend didn't

( I know you said 2 words a post ), and pssst, no drug talk.

 

Plant because

 

he had

 

Somthing to

 

There once was a bag of flowers that my friend didn't plant because he had something to do with

 

his school

 

, so he

 

slipped on

 

A banana

 

and accidentally

 

Fell in

 

a hole

 

And hurt

 

his fibula

 

. So he

 

waka flocka