RAPPERJACK vs The World Rap Battle

ALL OF RAPPERJACKS HATERS HATE THEMSELVES FOR THEIR INFERIORITY

 

1. ok, hackerjack
2. ur best burn so far was an accident god damn lmao

 

RAPPERJACK your turn...

 

i hav my hopes for RAPPERJACK but im afraid eli will win

 

this man really wrote a soliloquy and used the hard r n word wtf

 

I’m not joining this

I’m not from the hood

 

RAPPERJACK DISS 2:
rapperjack thinks he can rap very well
but whenever he tries to rap he goes to tell
his mommy about how he is a big hard shell
he cant move, breathe or even god damnn smell
closed inside not knowing what the hell
will happen to him if he fails to dwell inside the shell
inside so scary smaller than a tiny cell
jack finally tries to walk but miserably fell
into a pit and his shoulders started to swell
jack starts to cry and miss his friend Rafael
jack remembers he once made his ex gf Danielle
smell him so much since his perfume is chanel
they drank, laughed and went to sell
all of jacks diamonds to afford a new bell
so that they put around kates neck very well
since kate is a cow and.... wait that doesn't rhyme
now lets talk about kate
a sweet gentle soul made to create
good memories for jack and then come late
at his house to tell him it was a trick to hate
every girl he ever met including kate
kate is so flat that... wait that also doesn't rhyme
- Sannin

 

I underlined the A rhymes and bolded the B rhymes. Judging from this very complicated and well thought out rhyme scheme with very hard hitting bars such as, "kate is so flat that... wait that also doesn't rhyme" I am going to assume it took Sannin a whole 15 minutes to come up with one verse. I can't wait to share this with my 3rd grade english class to teach them about rhyme schemes.

 

when i hear rap i directly think of fortminor remember the name...

 

Rapperjack wants a bat, he wants corona really fast he can't tell that kate1 ran away because she thought he was gay
nhdtops got her now. jack is now so fat but he lied he wasn't fat he was a really really thicc bat.

 

Why do i hear boss music?

 

whats this is see..
OH its a wanabee
ive came to see whats going down
in the freerider chat ive found
sannins here to roast jack you hear
dont bother jack and eli are here
sitting in the back is the H after the C is drinking a good ol HI-C
(Thats me)
im not a rapper but i am a fapper

 

Don't worry Jack I gotchu.

Eli, eli what we gonna do
I was gonna roast Jack, switched over to you
Roasting noobs? Maybe try something new
Got a fanbase backin up your every move
Covids got you soundin cringey and rude
No, I've never found myself in the mood
To be an a-hole to an immature dude
Kids will be kids, some people can't accept it
You're withdrawing from reality like the EU in brexit
I'd tell you to have a brain but you probably won't get it
Some things you can't comprehend

What happened, you get bored one day?
Decide to write a diss track to a kid on a game
Cringey, man.
Gotta be a better way to get you're ego inflated
other than writ'in awful lyrics my dog could've created
What you do?
Rub your ass on the keyboard and push 'enter'
I've barfed making sounds that where better
You've made straight crap, down to the letter

I'm not trying to intervene
but it's been a while since I've seen
such a pathetic attention grab
Looks awesome: You dabbing over a little kid's cadaver
I'll bet your mom is proud, seeing you'd rather
hate on a child on a 12 yr olds game
For lit no reason other than to flex on his fame
maybe restore honor to your name
Maybe that's why you stick around here, facing the real world is your bane.

 

can u change the title for Everybody vs RAPPERJACK rap battle?

 

In these uncertain times, a storm is near,
One sure to tear a rift in our enclave.
And though the winner's got nothing to fear,
The loser's role may follow him to grave.

Although in quantity he's surely won,
His bars, I am afraid, have mostly missed.
And while he's praised on forums, in the sun,
Deep down, in Discord, all he gets is dissed.

A legend known for drawing edgy tracks,
He's unafraid to drop an 'r' or two.
And while he aims to give young Jack the axe,
He just might end up scorching himself, too.

The stage is set; participants must now
Prove they're the one with greater rap know-how.

I appear to be unable to write an unbiased sonnet, but it's a sonnet nevertheless. Sorry about that.

 

I only know how to rap in spanish.

 

More boss music?

 

Nothing more to say really, I think this concludes the rap battle
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW

 

True poetry, I think pie won the rap battle

 

Elibloodthirst why did you do this anyway i don't even talk to you