The Joke Thread

There was a man in New York City who dug down 100 ft and found 100 year old copper wiring. He concluded that 100 years ago, New York had a communication system. A man in Los Angeles dug down 100 ft and found 200 year old wiring. He concluded that LA had gotten a communication system 100 years before New York. Then a man in Texas dug 30 ft down on his farm, and found nothing. He concluded that 300 years ago, Texas had already gone wireless (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°)

Post your own jokes below

 

Why did the music teacher go to prison?

She fingered a minor.

 

this tread is a JOKE

Huh? this is a uncool joke...ok. :C

 

Dude, clean jokes. There are kids on this game

 

Yours wasn't as bad

 

what do Vikings and Prostitutes have in common?

(open) (close)

They each grind men's bones to make bread

 

Bye bye FRHD

 

Btw my life is

 

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I really like that joke, being a musician myself

 

What do you call a laughing keyboard?

A YamaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
(Yamaha)

 

Can you call it fan mail when you send a letter bomb to a terrorist?

 

Volund Good joke? but terrible at the same time?

 

Here’s another one:
What do priests and McDonald’s have in common?
They like to stick their meat in 9 year olds

 

Mmmmmm. That's good.

 

true bro sorry, here's a better one

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side lol!

 

No. Just no

 

A man wanted to buy a horse, so he does what every logical person does, he goes to buy a horse. He picks a horse out and the stable person (idk what they're called) tells him that the horse is catholic. The horse will move when he hears the words "Thank God" and will stop when he hears "Amen". The man says ok, mounts his horse, and sets off after saying Thank God. The man is tired and stupidly falls asleep on his horse. A few hours later, when he arose, he finds his horse racing towards a cliff. The man says Amen just in time and the horse stops a couple of inches away from the edge of the cliff. "Whew! Thank God we didnt fall off the cliff" the man says.

 

There were three deaf friends, and they all met up one day...
Man 1: It's really windy today
Man 2: No, it's Thursday!
Man 3: So am I! Let's go have a cup of coffee.