Non Trump Supporters

Hello everyone join this thread if you are
1. Good at roasting people
2. Don't like trump
3. Love trump too much
4. love how trump is so "smart"

 

Stupid things Trump said.

• 'My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.'
• 'I think the only difference between me and other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful.'
• 'All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.'
• 'I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.'
• 'A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.'
• 'You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.'
• 'Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women, more than anybody in the construction industry. My relationship, I think, is going to end up being very good with women.'
• 'Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!' (the day after the Brexit vote)
• 'It's freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!'
• 'The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make US manufacturing non-competitive.'
• 'By the way, I have great respect for China. I have many Chinese friends. They live in my buildings all over the place.'
• 'I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK? It's, like, incredible.'
• 'I do know what to do and I would know how to bring Isil to the table or, beyond that, defeat Isil very quickly. And I'm not gonna tell you what it is.'
• 'An "extremely credible source" has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud.'
• 'And did you notice that baby was crying through half of the speech and I didn't get angry? Not once. Did you notice that? That baby was driving me crazy. I didn't get angry once because I didn't want to insult the parents for not taking the kid out of the room!'
• "Something very important, and indeed society-changing, may come out of the Ebola epidemic that will be a very good thing: NO SHAKING HANDS!'
• 'The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald.'

Wow, Donald. Just wow.

 

you forgot the part where he said numerous times "where going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it"
His ego is so big it takes me two trains and a nine hour plane flight to get around it

 

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• 'The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald.

doesnt he have crappy hair, and just covers it with a wig?

 

LOL true. There was alot of dumb things he said but i would be here all day if i tried to write them all down

 

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-medi...ogressive,q_80,w_800/fz9c3iljzafz3zmgb1y7.jpg

 

Here's a joke: what do you call a racist sexist moron, with a bad spray tan, who has tiny hands and a smaller *****??



Answer: US President Mr. Donald J. Trump!

Like this post to impeach!

 

this is a thread for intellectual giants only, a true rival for pssst's trump thread.

 

so brave, indeed.
he should receive a prestigious award for this act of courage.

such a clever joke as well.

 

trump is so full of sh!t his eyes are brown!

 

most of these wrap up trump in a nut shell http://kedar.nitty-witty.com/blog/collection-for-insulting-one-liners

 

Nice list. I really liked "are you brain-dead"
never heard that. gonna start using it.

 

False






ITs sad that you guys have this much time to invest in a politican

 

are you a trump supporter

 

Thank you!

I agree, except we are alot smarter than Trump supporters.

 

Oh Dam itz you chuck i always loved playing your tracks when i was little and i still do!