Conspiracy Thread

Osiris · Apr 19, 2018

Reborn said: ↑

I have a conspiracy that all gays are trying to have sex with me. They flaunt their asses and wave their dicks around in front of me, and I am all like "Get lost spawn of satan! I am a child of God!". But then they just keep flexing their beautiful masculinity, right in front of me!. So I follow them home. And I look through their window, and there they are! Undressing right in front of me! The disgusting freaks. The filthy little maggots. I hate them all! I hate all homosexuals! So then after I follow them home and climb in their window and wait until they are asleep, and after after I inject them with horse tranquillisers, I usually rape their assholes while screaming "Is this what you want?! Is it? You little creep" and "This is what you get for tempting me, devil! You are the gay one! Not me! I am just doing this to make a point!". I am just glad that I am straight. It feels good to be chosen by God. Additionally, this message acts as a PSA to all gay people, I am on to you!
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Where do I sign up for this

Ethanlin80 · Apr 19, 2018

Reborn said: ↑

I have a conspiracy that all gays are trying to have sex with me. They flaunt their asses and wave their dicks around in front of me, and I am all like "Get lost spawn of satan! I am a child of God!". But then they just keep flexing their beautiful masculinity, right in front of me!. So I follow them home. And I look through their window, and there they are! Undressing right in front of me! The disgusting freaks. The filthy little maggots. I hate them all! I hate all homosexuals! So then after I follow them home and climb in their window and wait until they are asleep, and after after I inject them with horse tranquillisers, I usually rape their assholes while screaming "Is this what you want?! Is it? You little creep" and "This is what you get for tempting me, devil! You are the gay one! Not me! I am just doing this to make a point!". I am just glad that I am straight. It feels good to be chosen by God. Additionally, this message acts as a PSA to all gay people, I am on to you!
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where can I sighn up for your Christian minecraft server?

BattleBro · Apr 19, 2018

Reborn said: ↑

I have a conspiracy that all gays are trying to have sex with me. They flaunt their asses and wave their dicks around in front of me, and I am all like "Get lost spawn of satan! I am a child of God!". But then they just keep flexing their beautiful masculinity, right in front of me!. So I follow them home. And I look through their window, and there they are! Undressing right in front of me! The disgusting freaks. The filthy little maggots. I hate them all! I hate all homosexuals! So then after I follow them home and climb in their window and wait until they are asleep, and after after I inject them with horse tranquillisers, I usually rape their assholes while screaming "Is this what you want?! Is it? You little creep" and "This is what you get for tempting me, devil! You are the gay one! Not me! I am just doing this to make a point!". I am just glad that I am straight. It feels good to be chosen by God. Additionally, this message acts as a PSA to all gay people, I am on to you!
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I feel bad for thinking about cracking a grin.

Ethanlin80 · Apr 19, 2018

"and after after I inject them with horse tranquillisers, I usually rape their assholes while screaming "Is this what you want?! Is it? You little creep" and "This is what you get for tempting me, devil! You are the gay one! Not me! I am just doing this to make a point!". I am just glad that I am straight. It feels good to be chosen by God."
especially this part

octo · Apr 19, 2018

Reborn said: ↑

I have a conspiracy that all gays are trying to have sex with me. They flaunt their asses and wave their dicks around in front of me, and I am all like "Get lost spawn of satan! I am a child of God!". But then they just keep flexing their beautiful masculinity, right in front of me!. So I follow them home. And I look through their window, and there they are! Undressing right in front of me! The disgusting freaks. The filthy little maggots. I hate them all! I hate all homosexuals! So then after I follow them home and climb in their window and wait until they are asleep, and after after I inject them with horse tranquillisers, I usually rape their assholes while screaming "Is this what you want?! Is it? You little creep" and "This is what you get for tempting me, devil! You are the gay one! Not me! I am just doing this to make a point!". I am just glad that I am straight. It feels good to be chosen by God. Additionally, this message acts as a PSA to all gay people, I am on to you!
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umm way to plagiarize the onion you sniveling little thief! >:-(

Reborn · Apr 19, 2018

octo said: ↑

umm way to plagiarize the onion you sniveling little thief! >:-(
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Link your sources or don't @ me. That wasn't plagiarism that was pure godamn GENIUS.
E: Oops my bad the smiley face was the link! Haha the things you can do nowadays!
E2: fudge you jap you got me! Delete now.

Imbetterthanyo · Apr 19, 2018

Reborn said: ↑

Link you're sources or don't @ me. That wasn't plagiarism that was pure godamn GENIUS.
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Reborn

Reborn · Apr 19, 2018

Imbetterthanyo said: ↑

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Imbetterthanyo · Apr 19, 2018

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ouch man dont be so mean

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