Amazing! WyattStonhouse just posted a Masterpiece!

It was 5:27 PM ET on April 4th, 2018, that one of best authors in the game, WyattStonhouse astonished Free Rider HD. Nobody was expecting it. The usual collection of garbage was thrown into the 'newest' section of the website, but Wyatt was about to change that. Nobody was expecting it, as they all yawned as Maple threw out another piece of trash, as did Wave, xwinx and the most boring of the bunch: lolz666 . They were scrapping up a few likes here and there, but the dislike and unsub factory was hard at work as usual.
But that was when the storm hit.

WyattStonhouse pressed the Publish button like a pro and instantly leaned back in his chair with arms crossed, awaiting the soon-to-come praise and glory.

His new track titled 'Dazzling Compleksity' was a monster waiting to be unleashed. (Nobody quite knew if he realized he made a drastic typo or not). By the point of release it was practically a race of the Moderators and Developers to see who could feature it first. over fifty thousand likes sprang up onto the rating board and WyattStonHouse became the first author to break 40k upvotes. He got a total of 613 new subscribers in the first fifteen minutes of his masterpiece's release, but sources like Max007x (the web site's official Russian spy) confirm that nearly half of those new subs are from BackStreet and his alts.
In the earlier comments on the track, one commenter asked him how long it took to draw the piece of art (also leaving a sidenote of how it should be on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel). Wyatt replied with a drawn-out comment: 'Well, peasant, I first spent hours pouring over featured tracks, learning from legends like DizzyCircles . Then I finally put mouse arrow to free rider drawing format. I spent the first few weeks going over some parts and completely redoing others, but Then after about two months, I had what I needed. I showed many of my friends my work, and got their positive feedback. One pipsqueak even tried to publish it himself! XD' Wyatt reminisces, 'He'll be executed in a few days.'
Char quickly offered him the job of Free Rider HD CEO, but unconfirmed sources have explained that Wyatt modestly turned it down saying 'It's simply too much.'
Brett has announced that he will get to work immediately to make a new category of tracks with even higher recognition than Featured Tracks that he hints will be named after the author himself.


More articles to come.

 

oof

 

It’s amazing what editing can do.

 

ikr

 

lol keep this up

 

I agree!

 

WyattStonhouse

 

this is the funniest thing ive read in a while here

 

And did I say nobody else could do that? It's pretty darn easy and everyone knows that.

 

you just missed the entire point of this thread. congratulations

 

Now that's just downright immature.

 

Is this possible?

 

this is what i call "Comedian Savage" great work

 

you mean to post it in another thread?

 

Oops

 

You are a genius. We all expect more feature articles coming from you

 

we are so proud of you! you learned how to edit webpages using inspect element!

It was 7:47 PM on April 5th, 2018, that one of the most confident kids in the game astonished FRHD. The usual collection of garbage was thrown into the list on the right side on the forums, but some Texan kid was about to change that. Nobody was expecting it, as they all yawned as mR..A threw out another piece of featured ghost, as did WheelieMaker and the most boring of the bunch: TallTexan. They were scrapping up a few likes here and there, but the unfollow factory was hard at work as usual. But that was when the storm hit. BattleBro pressed the Post button like a pro and instantly leaned back in his chair with arms crossed, awaiting the soon-to-come fall and hospital.
His new thread titled 'Amazing! WyattStonhouse just posted a masterpiece' was a texan waiting to be unleashed. (Nobody quite knew if he realized he made a drastic typo or not). By the point of release it was practically a race of the Moderators and Developers to see who could ban him first. over fifty thousand unfollows sprang up onto the rating board and BattleBro became the first author to break 40k downvotes. He got a total of 613 new followers in the first fifteen minutes of his masterpiece's release, but sources like TallTexan (the web site's official Russian spy) confirm that nearly half of those new subs are from TallTexan and his alts.
In the earlier comments on the track, one commenter asked him how long it took to write the piece of shizz (also leaving a sidenote of how it should be on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel). BattleBro replied with a drawn-out comment: 'Well, peasant, I first spent hours pouring over popular threads, learning from legends like TallTexan. Then I finally put mouse arrow to free rider drawing format. I spent the first few weeks going over some parts and completely redoing others, but Then after about two months, I had what I needed. I showed many of my friends my work, and got their positive feedback. One pipsqueak even tried to post it himself! XD' BattleBro reminisces, 'He'll lose his virginity to me in a few days.'
Char quickly offered him the job of Free Rider HD CEO, but unconfirmed sources have explained that BattleBro kindly turned it down saying 'NO!'
Brett has announced that he will get to work immediately to make a new category of thread with even higher recognition than Popular Threads that he hints will be named after the author himself.


More roasts to come. (Sorry BattleBro, I didn't mean to hurt you. )

 

You and Calculus must be twins.

 

And for more of those that probably weren't here when I posted, this is another article I wrote. http://community.freeriderhd.com/threads/angry-frhd-members-lead-riot-in-texas.9081/ (It's a spoof off of DeathBob's 'tracks that do not deserve a feature' thread.)