[Forum game] Riddle me this

are you from 2009?

 

You come to a crossroads. One way goes to certain death, the other goes to your house. You don't know which way is which, but you can only go one way. There are two people standing there. On always lies, and the other always tells the truth. You don't know which one is which. You can only ask one question to one of the people, and that's it. What would the question be so you know the way.

 

whats gay and looks like me

Spoiler: answer

me

 

woah wtf?

 

The unopened package was a bomb that would detonate in five minutes, and if he threw it away the C4 duct taped to his chest would blow up. So the man took the bomb to a field. He walked for 4 and a half minutes, hence him knowing he would die as he reached the center of the field. The bomb then exploded, detonating the C4 as well, creating a 40 meter explosion. The field the man had walked onto was actually a farm, where 187.5 children where butchering cows, and 76 men were milking chickens. When the bomb exploded it resulted in 87 deaths, 94 injuries, and 500 dead cows and chicken.
Easy

 

The answer to this is obvious. Noob is greater than god, cityshep is worse than the devil, a rich man wants a crown, and a poor man has a blanket. The answer is food

 

Well yeah that works, but the intended answer was he was skydiving without a parachute and that's where he landed but oh well whatever. Your answer was way more imaginative.

 

heck it's a 50/50 chance and its a win-win situation. jk I'm not edgy

This was in an actual joke book I found: What's green and red and yellow that doesn't get wet underwater?

Answer: AN APPLE IN A SUBMARINE!!!11!1!1!1

HHAahHAhahAhahAhahAHahHAHAHHhaHAhahhahAHah

 

someone threw a glass of water at him and he got bad brain damage or steven is a fish and his tank broke

 

Ask one person what path the other person would say goes to your death, that path will lead to your house.

 

two men are found dead at the bottom of a gorge, both shot through the chest. after taking the autopsy though, a peculiar fact emerges. one man has an entrance wound from the bullet, but no exit wound. the other man has an exit wound, but no entrance wound. the bullet is nowhere to be found. at the bottom of the gorge, there's a can opener and two cans of tuna. how did the men die?

 

Ohh man, red herring alert! one man got shot, then the front of the second man was swapped with the front of the first, and they were twins, and it was very well done, so it was seamless

 

no.

 

A collection of photons moving at different wavelengths through space

 

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

 

Nothing
Nothing is greater than God, nothing is worse (or more evil) than the devil, a poor man has nothing, a rich man wants nothing, and nothing seems like what it is, nothing

 

Htebear light.

 

What kills but isn't human,
fiery but never burns even an inch from the face,
and obsessive but you really don't want to do it.

 

Pro_Rider_Legend
E: he is the riddle

 

what can suck but cannot blow