Story Forum Game!

I'm sure we've all played this before, but I think it would be funny. Someone starts (me) and says TWO words. The next person says TWO words. Doing this will make up a story.
RULES :

1. You can't comment twice in a row.
2. No bad words.
3. No other comments that are off topic.
4. Have fun!
5. Be creative!

I'll start off with a this a word. Once I say my word the next person will copy my word, paste it onto their post and continue with one word. I'll do two post to start off.

There

 

There once

 

was a




just make it two words at a time

 

lion that

 

was thirsty

 

, so he

 

saw a

 

bottle of

 

water with

 

some chips. (new sentence)

 

Good thing

 

there was

 

a crayon

 

so that

 

the lion

 

could draw

 

(when you want a new sentence you would put a period)

 

a portrait

 

of Picaso!

(dang.)

 

Then he