Cringefest

This really irritates me. There's alot of things wrong in this animation.

 

lesbian

 

My tracks.

 

look in the mirror

 

Alright my friends, I'm going to post the most cringeworthy thing I can think of: an edgy fanfiction I wrote several years ago as a confused, sexually frustrated teenager. Yes, I realize that I still fit the above description, but it was really bad then. And In turn, this fanfiction is really really bad. Read at your own risk. I'm not responsible if you commit suicide after reading this godawful story. (By the way, it's incomplete, because at some point during the writing process I realized how f*cking terrible this is. But trust me, that's a good thing)

Prologue (aka Edgy Chapter: The Chapter)

http://pastebin.com/spd3bEw4


Chapter 1 (The Gary Stu is strong with this one)

http://pastebin.com/6pPnFhEC


Chapter 2 (But wait, it gets even worse!)

http://pastebin.com/nSXAfd2N


Chapter 3 (I most likely had a massive ***** while writing this chapter)

http://pastebin.com/nfPEGAvc


Chapter 4 (aka the chapter where I try to be philosophical or something, while "thickening" the plot and ripping off Pink Floyd)

http://pastebin.com/1XM7QPP0


Chapter 5 (aka the "I'm really insecure so I need to make my fictional counterpart very desirable" chapter (oh wait that's what all of them are))

http://pastebin.com/cra5KuU5


And uh yeah, that's as far as I ever got, I believe.


















please kill me

 

I am writing a twin Peaks/Welcome to Nightvale fanfic. This is only bad becuase MLP. It's not excactly the cherry fic

 

every vine ever

 

Nice work

 

actually, I have a confession to make... I wrote it for you, alex

 

I'm not surprised

 

skip to 1:50

 

Why was Trump hailing Hitler in front of a swastika!?

 

Jesus that man is weird

 

I actually love it. I hate trump plus I'm a weeabo so this was hilarious

 

He has a point

 

And don't forget Pyrosanical and Liffy

 

both parties