All about everyone.

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby dog, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

 

R
Tmi

 

There is so much more about me

 

Oh yes. I haven't heard of you on any radios.

 

Cause it was in 1899

 

Oh.

 

Remeber?One Small Step For Dog.
One Giant Leap For Dogkind.

 

keep the f*ck away from skippy the kangaroo or else ill throw a boomerang at u

 

That's too nice!

 

lol dis kid is funny

 

Hi! I'm AlexFoster..... I mean Alex Foster.

 

wow i never would have guessed

 

I would

 

Wtf u mean oh no???????
Just realized lol

 

Yeah because you're 12?

 

I can tell.

 

Because you play frhd?

 

14
male
black belt
taekwondo
dank
not fat
not fit
not asian
smart? lol idk
rubiks cube
chinese school speak
bhr
crappy artist
basketball
not organized
pop
rap
done

 

Which system of taekwondo?
I learned the one with Taegeuk poomsae's

 

idk sorry. The black belt system goes by 9 dans
the color belts are

white
white&yelloe
yelloe
green&yelloe
green
green&blue
blue
blue&red
red
red&black
black 1 (dan1)
black 2 (dan 2)
...
black 9 (grandmaster of taekwondo, dan 9)