Confessions!

CALLED OUT

 

I am at a moment in my life when I realized goats can't talk. Are all the goats I speak to figments of my imagination? Must get off LCDs.

Goats are known for kicking bystanders in places. Don't be one. Act against bullying NOW!

the trident in my picture is made of real lead from Flint, Michigan!

Fat satan is my god

All goats are secretly gay. Not goatmen, though

All goats are innerly cyborgs

goats like to shark people(don't ask what sharking is)

Goats are highly intelligent. but not this one.

 

i really don't know i am still wondering why this is a thread.

 

checkout my confessions to see why。

 

i shat my pants once

 

i wish someone would push me onto the train tracks or something

 

Lol y

 

Because life is beautiful and it's best experienced when contrasted with the reality that is homicide

 

People's massive signatures are giving me aids

 

how about those tracks that are just "new signature!" lmao

 

Omg is that a thing lmao

 

yeah and most of the time it's literally just the starting line with the star right next to it, and they just draw their shïtty new 'signature' as big as possible

aids

 

my sig is small right

 

Yeah, Im talking about the ones that are a paragraph long

 

make it as big as you like as long as it's scale to the track lmao

 

dont forget the 'like + sub'

 

I actually think that Trump will win the election.

 

Sad

 

But true

 

I'm your dream, make you real
I'm your eyes when you must steal
I'm your pain when you can't feel

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