Guisism Thread

*steps onto stage*



For all things related to Guisism; the belief that Leon Guis is our lord and savior, and will come to us in times of need and forgiveness. Here we will perform our daily chant, as well as share our experiences as Leonist Guists in the twenty first century.

Memes pertaining to the lord himself are encouraged, as they are viewed as gifts to the god, and founding father of the Leonist race as we know it today. Peace offerings in the form of 'PFFF' are also appreciated.

Don't be afraid to share your experiences with Guisism and your favorite quotes from the archives of Leon. Pictures and representations of the lord are a key element to the practice of Guisism and it is highly recommended you post them here at all costs.
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HEAD GUISTS:
CityShep (guist sheo) F1N (guist gingerretarded) Backtwice (guist teddy)
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Now for our daily chant.

*steps off stage and leaves the crowd to do the cheering in the name of the lord, Leon Guis.*

 

I can't be the only confused one here

 

*gets on stage and so on*


It's time for today's chant.


Leon, the one true god, has promised his followers a land. The land of hope, Guisiania, is the land of Leon, the land of god and the land of freedom. Guisiania's capital, Leongrad, is the best place on earth to live. There is no crime in Leongrad. There is no pollution in Leongrad. Only peace.
All guists (like a priest but way cooler and actually holy) must live in Guisiana and must annyally visit Leongrad.

Let me end this with a prayer (the main one u know).
Who follows Leon will live a wealthy life in peace and will go to tje promised land in the afterlife.
Who doesn't follow Leon will die poor and burn in Leon hell, sucks to be you.
Leon is love.
Leon is life.
Leon is our lord and savior.
Leon is the one true god.
Not satan tho, that's bad.
LEON!
LEON!
LEON!

That's all for today, fellow Leonists, thank you.

*gets tf off the stage*

 

Talk **** of leon and ur gone.

 

A peace offering to the god in the form of a meme.

 

Guis the dope pope approves.

Leon!
Leon!
Leon!

 

u have to know what they have been doing the past week or soon to know what they r talking about lol

 

Don't judge my religion!!!

 

pssst I'd be careful what you say about Guisism. You may end up burning in Leon Hell!

 

He's on the right track, that's for sure. Repent your sins to the lord!

I have another peace offering for all the leonist guists to enjoy!

 

I shall present to you a true offering from my giving heart to Leon Guis our Lord and Savior... He will take this for safe keeping.

 

Like this post if you want to see this thread locked, and leon guis dead

 

Error

 

Trying to censor Guisianity, Leonism, Guisism, Guislam or whatever you wanna call it, would not be a good idea. We will keep on believing.



Guisus welcomes you into his religion. Accept him into your heart.

 

Guisism is just as official as any other religion, by locking this you have to lock other religion threads as well.
PFFFT LEON PFFFT LEON PFFFT LEON
TAKE MY OFFERINGS LEON OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, THE MIRACLE OF LIFE

 

Leon guis never dies. Leon himself has deemed it illegal to ban guislam. You will burn in eternal hell if you try to censor my religion!

We are merely practicing our beloved religion!

 

I personally dont think it should be locked Stig. Just ignored.

 

You can't stump the guis!

 

Eternal Leon hell.
It's like the normal world but without Leon.
I wish that upon nobody.