FRHD Player Fiction Stories

Write about FRHD players in a fake story. I'll start.

As codrey sat down in his chair he knew that he was in trouble. The table began to shake and his roommate, Elibloodthirst began to scream. Codrey sprinted into Eli's room as fast as he could. But all he found was red stains on the carpet. He looked up and there was Eli. "NOOOOO! I dropped my juice!"

 

Char noticed that wagon was acting strange lately, so he went over to wagon's house to find that he was huddled over his laptop, shaking uncontrollably, rocking back and forth, chanting "free rider, free rider" in a really bad smeagle voice, and drooling over his latest track.

don't worry wagon you're not like that, right?

 

Story
codrey continues to become more like Max007x every day, almost to the point where he accidentally copies magnum opus. CHOLO confronts his friend about his addiction to max, but it is too late for him.
whilst cod is transforming into max, Skeeny practices her tennis skills. she doesn't know it yet, but one day she will win the australian open and some other major tennis title that I can't think of because I only know of the australian open.
most members of frhd watch as she develops into an international tennis star, but some do not. Backtwice , F1N , mR..A , and tomiy take no notice as they are too attached to their spacebars. Elqte doesn't watch for unknown reasons. the five of them become the last five members on the database. the 4 ghosters become depressed as the only creator among them can only copy others' tracks.
darksmoke11 yells at me for forgetting him in the above paragraph. the kiwi becomes so mad that he yells loud enough so that Armain can hear him thousands of miles away in bangladesh. this distracts him from his trackmaking. his next track will not come out until 2089. this causes Elibloodthirst to celebrate because his only competition in sloppy trackmaking is gone. in celebration, him and armator go out on luxury cheesecake date. eli and arm will not hear the end of this for the next 5 years from alexander , octo , hotman7777 , and WheelieMaker .
spruce and Maple continue to be trees. wagon continues to be a wagon. Silver_bird7 continues to be a sterling silver eagle.
TeamPhantom , LunarBeast , and Minus do not live under 5 feet of snow in their home state of maine like many think they do.
RiderExtreme2 , pssst , and FreddySpaghetti all go to bronycon 2016 together. they leave with their bodies pleasured.
Velksy 's body is discovered in an abandoned ditch in a remote portion of nunavut canada. no one knows who committed the murder or why they committed it. the only thing of note found with the body was a receipt attached to the knife. the receipt is to Eric 's favorite restaurant. the murderer ordered 4 pounds of meat. JulianBlack continues to live in BC without ever knowing of velksy's murder.
CityShep inspires people other than IsaiahRed and 0pt1cR1d3r to join the furry fandom. the victims of such an act include Orbit , Orbital9 , ShadowWave , and tonts
Polygon continues to be like nin10dorox in every single way that I can think of.
Woodmas , Jespahy , and kadinl14 remain deahd for all of eternity.
YoYo124 and RealTO1 marry.
Reborn , bocajrs and XYZmystery continue to feed off the popularity of their one popular track.
tetrationiscool and SinnedTragedy continue to battle it out over the #1 spot on player leaderboards.
as it turns out, NotVeryGood is very good. also as it turns out, Acid_Bubble is not an acid bubble.
greg continues to become more and more inactive,
IshuDaBurgerman finishes a track. he quits the game after it is not featured in the first hour after its release.
PickleStephan , whatthewaht , and post2henry are just names I wanted to include in this.
NOpuni bans Char for not adding the glider to the game.
FatLard212 regrets naming his account after his mother. Todredrob regrets making more than one account. MereShlobber regrets ever joining the forums.
3r4nd0n continues to be "inactive", but we all know that he's never coming back.
Plus continues to be Minus ' best friend but still refuses to come play this game again.
zwinxz loses the remix contest 4 because his college enslaves him, not giving him any time for track making.
Komo and Jgeleta1 are not neighbors.
Creak starts to drink over the patriot's loss to the broncos.
Totoca12 , WrzodX and Asierro regret ever joining frhd and go back to fr3, where they are hailed as gods amongst men.
WyattStonhouse and Tremulant continue to work on their massive tracks but to no avail. both their computer harddrives crash when they try to upload or export a track code.
Crypt begins an argument over this very post.
mrjesusfreak continues to worship jesus and tries not to get offended by the amount of anti-christian propaganda there is today.
FreeLander2 begins to pay for his landings.
DavidDuncan changes his name to Lord Farquad in order to have a less common, more shrek-oriented name.
jordanmortensen continues to not log into his forum account.
RedOrBlue , ErikSadul , pnguy and Folium continue to spacebar, with Stig watching closely.
Nitrogeneric continues to say that his tracks are bad, even though they are actually very good.
Timrp is asked by the community to only take pictures of the spiders in his backyard and not to bring them to anywhere outside of the continent.
jroles is crowned king of the universe by god himself.
Blaze06h dies and never returns
Joelbmx realizes that he should have enterred r2 of the remix contest, and now he has absolutely no chance of winning the whole competition itself
this is THEend of this post.
Minus continues to forget about TitouanLocatelli in his forum posts.

 

so true

 

Oh my gosh

 

wtf did i just read

 

Bruh... you bet I'm gonna be a tennis star. You'll see my playing in the aus open one day (I hope)

 

here's a classic

One night I was up really late with my cousin. We were watching a movie and just having a good time, we eventually got hungry so I walked into the kitchen to get some food. I looked around a bit and found some delicious cheesecake from the ile company, there was enough for the both of us too. We ate most of it but saved a piece because we got full. At about 1:30am I heard something in the kitchen, so as quiet as possible I walked into the kitchen and saw an unknown creature, I've never seen it before. I thought it could have been just a deer or something but when I turned the light on it was.. A human but he was mutated. I started running but the human tackled me and tried to bite me until I kicked him in the face. He was hurt long enough for to get up, I grabbed my gun and asked who he was, he said... Eli.. And all he wanted was some cheesecake.

 

there was a player that played free rider hd THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

hey! im actually noticed for once!!

 

THE FURRY

Todredrob and IsaiahRed were walking in the forest. Isaiah was distracted by a wolf that he called a furry. Tod asked, "What are you looking at?" Isaiah then replied, "Come here with me!" They both went to the wolf. The wolf turned to them and he could talk. He said, "Hello my name is Skeeny and I love walks on the beach and playing tennis!" "Oh. But the nearest beach is 5123 miles away." Tod and Isaiah both said. Skeeny started to fly. She said, "Come ride on me and we can be best friends 4EVA!" They jumped on Skeeny. They were traveling so fast their faces turned inside out. "OKAY CAN WE STOP NOW!" screamed Tod. Skeeny stopped and they both fell of into a endless hole of death and lava and more death.

 

Well then

Todredrob and IsaiahRed Skeeny said, "Come ride on me and we can be best friends 4EVA!" They jumped on Skeeny.

One thing i got from this which made me laugh is this

 

umm... i dont want to know where this is going anymore...

 

i am wagon.

 

continue this story it's gr8 m8!

 

wagon wanna callab

 

shudup

 

Testing out a story generator
The detailed, nooby town of FRHD Town holds a secret.

Minus Bloggs has the perfect life working as a Forum Mod in the city and ghosting with his Irritating girlfriend, Skeeny Bloggs.

However, when he finds a roasted Spacebar in his cellar, he begins to realise that things are not quite as they seem in the Bloggs family.

A FRHD World Wide Race leaves Minus with some startling questions about his past, and he sets off to sheppy FRHD Town to find some answers.

At first the people of FRHD Town are Competitive and Nooby. He is intrigued by the curiously Retarded Spammer, armator . However, after she introduces him to hard FRHD, Minus slowly finds himself drawn into a web of Spacebarring, Glitching and perhaps, even Copying.

Can Minus resist the charms of armator and uncover the secret of the roasted Spacebar before it's too late, or will his demise become yet another FRHD Town legend?

 

Our Disgusting Booger Love

A Love Song For Poop
by stupid butts


This one's for you Mrs retard!

My love for you is like the most disgusting booger,
Your face reminds me of retarded poop,
Together, we are like diarrea and dead pig.

Oh darling poop,
My disgusting booger,
My retarded pinus,
The perfect companion to my diarrea soul.

Unirine are red,
Porta potty are blue,
I like bloody diarrea,
But not as much as I love turd nugget with you!

Oh darling poop,
Your butt are like ugly turd on a pregnant week day,
You're like the most special ed poop patrol to ever walk toilet.

Your retarded poo face,
Your dead pig soul,
Your ugly butt,
Your special ed poop patrol being...

How could I look at another when our disgusting booger love is so strong?

I love you Mrs retard!